Saturday Night Live players on Damon’s Defection

(Based on a John Belushi character) “I could have stayed in Boston and been adored by millions. I could have made 10 million dollars a year. I could have published more books, starred in more movies, won more World Series, been a legend, a myth … but nooooooooooooooooooooo!

(Based on Steve Martin and Dan Akroyd sketch) “I’m a wild and crazy guy, I’m going down to Yankee Stadium and smile for those New York ladies”.

(Based on a Jane Curtain character) “This Damon thing is really enough to make you puke your guts out”.

(Based on a Chevy Chase character) “Goodbye RSN, I’m Johnny Damon and you’re not.”